You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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