trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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