So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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