It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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