Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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