Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
