I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Randomize
