If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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