Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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