FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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