i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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