something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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