if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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