Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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