You're completely useless in the revolution.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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