I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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