Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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