How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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