I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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