i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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