We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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