Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Small penises have feelings too.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Randomize
