So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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