brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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