Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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