Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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