If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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