your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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