Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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