no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
be right there i have to get my cape
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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