How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
