If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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