I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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