super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
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