On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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