I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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