My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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