There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
