oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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