Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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