Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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