Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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