why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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