So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
