i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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