I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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