kristin has been a bad kristin
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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