Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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