two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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