He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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