she was so not down for the gang bang
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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