I hope mine doesn't look like that
I smell stomach acid.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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