Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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