So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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