Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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