I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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