I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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