If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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